Did you hear about the blonde astronaut? She’s always been spaced out!
The Budget: Do you know why the Administration should have all blondes to work on .their new budget? They’re used to working with large deficits!
Cell Phones: Why do blondes think they’ll live forever? Because they’ve signed up for unlimited minutes!
No war in Iraq, just have more Super Bowls! Keep the collateral damage at home!
Did you hear about the blonde who shaved her pubic hairs for the peace rally? She wanted to protest Bush!
Did you hear about the blonde who signed up to be a Navy Seal to help her country? She thought it would be easy since she was used to balancing balls on her nose!
Why do blondes feel guilty about war? Because they’ve produced so many bombshells!
What are the most unstable things to invest in in America? Stocks and Blondes!
There’s no such thing as a “smart bomb”, however there are some smart “bombshells”!
Did you hear about the blonde who just wanted the simple life? Turns out she had a yearning disability.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought affirmative action meant being on top...
